Jastine's Jokes


Yo' daddy so fat . . .

Egg

Math Book

Gummy Bear

Nacho cheese

Scarecrow

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Yo' Daddy so fat . . .

that he turned a living room into a basement.


(from https://ponly.com/yo-daddy-jokes/)

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Why don't egg tell jokes?

Because they'd crack up each other


(from https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)

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Here's one of my favorite cartoons (click to enlarge):


small cartoon

(from https://quotesgram.com/funny-cartoon-quotes/)

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it has too many problems.


(From https://www.cute-calendar.com/jokes/math.html)

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.


(from https://www.fatherly.com/love-money/best-dad-jokes)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese


(from https://parade.com/1041830/marynliles/best-short-jokes/)

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